David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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