Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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