girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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