Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
