a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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