Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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