If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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