Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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