No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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