"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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