doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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