I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
