go do what you do best...puke behind churches
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
