absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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