Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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