Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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