She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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