STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yo dont text me then not text me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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