i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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