I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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