He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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