Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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