You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
