she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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