Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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