Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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