lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
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If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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