So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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