quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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