thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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