just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
