Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
