it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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