Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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