dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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