I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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