i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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