walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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