Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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