The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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