I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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