Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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