when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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