thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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