Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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