I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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