Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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