I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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