Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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