My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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