your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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