I wanna passion pit in your ass
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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