I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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